More Good Puppy

It would be very wrong of me to climb down my human's leg from the couch onto the coffee table and then steal tissues, so of course I would never do that.



Seeing as how I'm a Good Puppy, and all.

Happy puppy

Here are some pictures of me being happy.

In this picture, I'm being happy.



This is me being happy on the couch.



Here I am happily leaning on the table.



And here's me being happy with a toy.



I'm so pretty! And happy!

Arts and crafts

I am very possibly the most intelligent puppy in the entire universe.

I know this because my human tells me so every time I go to the toilet on the turf on the balcony. To be honest, I don't think she's very bright, because I've always been skilled at going to the toilet - it comes very naturally to me - but if she wants to give me treats for doing it, then why argue? I've tried showing her how talented I am at going to the toilet in different places, but she only seems to notice when I do it on the balcony, so that's the only time I get treats.

I can't wait until I don't have to stay in the kitchen all day, then I can go to the toilet right by the front door, so that will be the very first thing she sees when she gets home from work - I know she'll be really, really impressed, and I'm sure to get extra-special treats!

As it happens, I am not only the most intelligent puppy in the universe, I am also the most versatile. Tonight I showed my human how good I am at unravelling rugs.



She was so impressed that she sprayed the edges of the rug with puppy attractant. She must have been hoping I would work on the rest of the rug.



I considered continuing to unravel the rug, but I think I'm ready for a bigger challenge now. I've decided my next work of art will be to unravel the couch.

I'm such a talented puppy!