Searching for crumbs...
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Aliens
Hi everyone
Sorry I haven't blogged for a while, but it's totally not my fault. It's because of the aliens.
I was just innocently walking in the park the other day, when I spotted three mysterious specks in the sky.
OMD, it's alive!
Sorry I haven't blogged for a while, but it's totally not my fault. It's because of the aliens.
I was just innocently walking in the park the other day, when I spotted three mysterious specks in the sky.
I immediately alerted my human to the imminent invasion, and kept careful watch on the approaching craft.
They got bigger and closer and lower - aliens! I wondered if Groucho was with them...
Then they started breathing fire...
OMD, it's alive!
I think they're going to land... I'd better try to make myself unappetising, in case they're hungry.
Wait - that will never work! I'm just too darned gorgeous - and tasty! I'll try hiding instead - they won't think of looking for me behind this grass...
See - it's a good spot... whoops!
Oh, look, they're collapsing from hunger!
Hmmm... this alien seems to be very interested in those humans!
It looks like the aliens are eating the humans - you can see them in its stomach, and there's one standing foolishly close to its mouth... gullible humans!
I was very pleased the aliens turned out to be humanivorous and not puppyvorous - you can't be too careful about these things!
While the aliens were distracted with those other humans, I took my human home immediately - I still need her to make my dinner!
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