Why, I hear you ask, would my human cut off my day-time internet access? Well it's quite unreasonable, really. Some complicated explanation about the phone plug being on one wall and the power point being on another and having to run cables under a rug.
And then something about not being entirely happy with my interior dogoration rewiring services. Who would rather have Dolby 5.1 when I can give them Sasha 4.1?
Some people simply don't have the sophistication to appreciate true art, and anyway it took me ages to do this to the cable...
So now the phone has to be unplugged every day when my human goes to work, and I can't use the internet! It's so unfair, it's almost like she doesn't trust me! I'm not going to rewire the phone cable, I tried that already and it wasn't nearly as tasty as the speaker cable, so I stopped.
By the way, I have, understandably, won a number of awards recently, but the current internet "situation" has meant that they haven't been able to appropriately illuminate my fabulousness in the manner to which I am accustomed. I promise to get on to it as soon as I can, and in the meantime, here's a fabulous picture of me being fabulous!
